Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on September 11, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Michael Zullo! You're the only left winger who can sprint down the field faster than most people run to cake at a birthday party. Ever since joining FC Utrecht in 2010 and dazzling fans with your swift moves, you've proven that being versatile as both winger and defender is just another day on the pitch for you.

From proudly representing Australia since 2009 to making opponents dizzy trying to keep up, you've given us countless memorable moments. May this year bring even more success—and fewer yellow cards—because let's face it: you're too quick for referees anyway!