48 years old (Born on April 22, 1976)
Happy Birthday, Michal Zewlakow! From your debut with Polonia Warsaw in 1993 to anchoring Poland's defense until 2011, you've tackled more strikers than most people have candles on their cakes. Your legendary defensive skills made opponents tremble and teammates breathe easy—though rumor has it you once defended so well even the referee applauded!Whether captaining Poland at the World Cup or setting records for international appearances (102 caps!), your career is a highlight reel of dedication and grit. Today we celebrate not just another year older—but another year wiser about how defenders age like fine wine: tougher, smoother...and occasionally red-carded!