Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on February 27, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Michel Mulder! You're still skating circles around the rest of us—even if your Olympic glory days in 2014 made it look way too easy. Winning gold in the 500-meter and bronze in the 1000-meter at your very first Olympics? Talk about setting expectations high!

Here's hoping this birthday is as smooth and speedy as your legendary races. May you glide effortlessly through another year filled with laughter, joy, and perhaps fewer tight turns than a speedskating oval. Keep inspiring us all—because let's face it, you're still faster on ice than most of us are on dry land!