Let's make this birthday one to remember.

78 years old (Born on September 10, 1946)

Happy Birthday, Michele Alliot-Marie! You've conquered Defense, Interior, and Foreign Affairs—clearly proving that multitasking isn't just a skill; it's your superpower. As the first woman to chair a major French political party back in 1999, you didn't just break glass ceilings—you elegantly remodeled them into skylights for future generations.

Your trailblazing career has inspired countless women (and probably intimidated quite a few men). Today we celebrate not only your impressive achievements but also your timeless ability to handle politics with grace and wit. May this birthday be as remarkable as your groundbreaking journey—and may cake diplomacy always prevail!