71 years old (Born on August 17, 1953)
Happy Birthday, Mick Malthouse! Ever the master tactician, you've conquered many a footy battlefield from Footscray to West Coast and onto Carlton. With achievements stacking higher than your clipboard collection—those nine legendary Eagles years proving you're king of strategy—it’s amazing you still have room for another candle on your birthday cake!Keep coaching life's great moments as skillfully as you handled those nail-biting matchups that made headlines (and sometimes lost us fingernails!). May your day be full of joy—a timeless bloke deserves nothing less—and remember: age is just a stat; wisdom is knowing when to reshuffle positions at halftime!