Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on January 18, 1981)

Happy Birthday, Miguel Torres! From choking opponents unconscious to making your UFC debut in 2011, you've always known how to leave a lasting impression—usually on someone's neck. Your legendary reign as WEC Bantamweight Champion proved that the best things come in small packages... especially when wrapped up in a gi.

Here's hoping your birthday is filled with fewer submissions and more cake slices. May you continue rolling through life with grace, humor, and the occasional rear-naked chokehold. Keep inspiring us all by proving age is just a number—though tapping out remains timeless. Cheers to another year of greatness!