Let's make this birthday one to remember.

60 years old (Born on January 24, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Mike Alfonso! You're still wrestling with age like you're facing your greatest opponent—time itself. Your skillful moves in the ring and unforgettable charisma remind us why you became famous following in another legend's footsteps; yet you've carved a lasting legacy uniquely yours.

From electrifying matches that kept fans leaping off their seats to spectacular moments inside the squared circle—you've pinned success down time after time! May this year bring championship-worthy happiness and fewer body slams from life outside the ropes. And remember: Age is just a number...just don’t try telling that to gravity mid-suplex!

Cheers, champ—forever undisputedly awesome!