Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on October 11, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Mike Conley Jr.! Another year older and still locking down opponents tighter than airport security. Ever since your debut with the Memphis Grizzlies in 2007, you've been dishing assists smoother than grandma's gravy at Thanksgiving dinner. Your leadership skills are legendary—rumor has it even referees ask you for advice during timeouts.

From clutch shots to relentless defense, you've given fans countless memorable moments on the court. Whether it's orchestrating a comeback or calmly sinking free throws under pressure, you're always cool as ice—even when things heat up faster than popcorn kernels courtside. Here's wishing you another fantastic season filled with steals, thrills, and minimal spills!