Let's make this birthday one to remember.

78 years old (Born on May 27, 1946)

Happy Birthday, Mike Duffy! From your early days as a respected journalist to the rollercoaster ride of Canadian politics, you've certainly kept things interesting. Who else could make Senate expense reports headline news? Your journey from Conservative senator in 2009 to independent status and beyond has been nothing short of memorable.

Despite life's ups and downs, you’ve shown resilience—and let's face it—provided Canadians with plenty of lively dinner-table debates along the way. Here's wishing you another year filled with fewer controversies but just as many unforgettable moments. Cheers to staying timelessly entertaining; may this birthday be scandalously fun-free!