Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on May 14, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Mike Inez! You're the bass wizard who keeps Alice in Chains grooving and fans headbanging. From your iconic riffs on "No Excuses" to rocking stages worldwide, you've proven that bassists aren't just background—they're the heartbeat of rock 'n' roll.

Whether you're laying down thunderous grooves or flashing that infectious smile on stage, you remind us all why we fell in love with music. Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as your career—filled with laughter, good friends, and maybe a cake shaped like a bass guitar (just don't try plugging it into an amp). Rock on!