Let's make this birthday one to remember.

45 years old (Born on March 31, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Mike Kyle! You're the only guy we know who can knock out candles faster than opponents. Remember when you clinched that King of the Crown Light Heavyweight Championship back in 2010? Even your birthday cake trembles at those memories!

Here's to another year filled with victories and fewer rounds spent chasing heavyweights around a cage—because let's face it, you're not getting older; just more legendary. May this next chapter bring as much excitement and success as you've brought fans throughout your career. Keep punching strong (but maybe go easy on today's sparring partner—the piñata). Cheers!