Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on August 25, 1971)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Mike Lockwood, better known as Crash Holly—the undisputed king of hardcore chaos! Who else could proudly claim to defend their Hardcore Championship 24/7, battling opponents in airports, amusement parks, and even hotel rooms? Your hilarious antics and fearless spirit made every match unforgettable.

From your iconic scale-weighing entrances (allegedly tipping at "well over 400 pounds") to your unmatched comedic timing inside the ring, you've given wrestling fans countless laughs and memories. Today we celebrate you—Crash Holly—a true champion who proved that size doesn't matter when you're hardcore enough. Have a smashing birthday!