Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on April 30, 1968)

Happy Birthday, Mike "The Mouth" Matusow! You're the only poker player whose chatter is louder than their chip stack. From your legendary 2005 World Series of Poker Tournament of Champions victory to countless unforgettable table antics, you've always kept us entertained—and occasionally bewildered.

May this birthday bring you as much joy and excitement as that epic final hand in '05. Keep talking big and playing bigger; after all these years, you're still holding pocket aces when it comes to personality at the tables. Here's hoping your next year brings fewer bad beats—but just enough drama for entertainment purposes!