Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on December 15, 1957)

Happy Birthday, Mike Mcalary! Celebrating the fearless journalist whose pen was mightier than any badge or baton. Your Pulitzer-winning exposé on the NYPD's shocking treatment of Abner Louima in 1997 remains a timeless reminder that truth-telling can indeed change history—and make powerful people sweat.

While most folks blow out candles and wish for fame, you blew open scandals with courage and wit. Here's hoping your birthday is filled with laughter as sharp as your investigative instincts—just don't interrogate anyone about their age today; some mysteries are better left unsolved!

Cheers to another year of uncovering truths (and cake)!