Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on April 20, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Mike Portnoy! May your day be filled with more rhythm than a Dream Theater drum solo and fewer surprises than that time you seamlessly stepped into Avenged Sevenfold. Your beats have always been legendary—complex enough to confuse mathematicians yet catchy enough for air drummers everywhere.

From epic performances with Dream Theater to rocking stages alongside Avenged Sevenfold, you've proven there's no tempo too tricky or cymbal crash too loud. Here's hoping this year brings even greater success—and perhaps another drum kit (because clearly 20 isn't quite enough).

Keep rocking hard and aging gracefully—just like your timeless fills!