Let's make this birthday one to remember.

65 years old (Born on May 14, 1959)

Happy Birthday, Mike Quick! You were always quicker than your name suggested—five Pro Bowls in eight seasons? That's faster success than most of us achieve at finishing birthday cake. Your legendary catches and lightning-fast moves made defenders look like they were stuck buffering on dial-up internet.

Even though you've hung up the cleats, you're still scoring touchdowns as a broadcaster with that smooth voice that's aged better than fine wine (or cheese). Here's hoping this year brings you more joy—and fewer jokes about how "Quick" birthdays seem to come around these days. Cheers to another timeless season ahead!