Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on April 23, 1971)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Mike Riggs—shredder extraordinaire and fearless leader of Scum of the Earth! From your electrifying riffs with Skrew to your relentless pursuit of sonic mayhem, you've proven that heavy metal isn't just music; it's a lifestyle. Another year older, yet still rocking harder than ever—clearly, age is just another distortion pedal for you!

Here's hoping this birthday brings as much excitement as your epic stage performances and recent successes. May your day be filled with loud guitars, roaring crowds, and enough cake to fuel another year of headbanging greatness. Keep melting faces forever!