Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on October 24, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Mike Rounds! From steering South Dakota as its 31st Governor to making waves in the Senate since your successful run in 2014, you've certainly rounded out quite a political career. Your dedication and leadership have left an enduring mark—though we're still debating if your greatest achievement was balancing budgets or surviving countless campaign dinners without losing that trademark smile.

Here's wishing you another year filled with success, laughter, and fewer debates about corn subsidies. May this birthday be timelessly joyful—and may all future elections bring less stress than finding parking at Mount Rushmore on July Fourth!