Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on May 20, 1958)

Happy Birthday to Mike Stefanik, the man who raced through life faster than most of us can find our car keys! With nine NASCAR championships under your belt—seven Modified titles and two in the Busch North Series—you've proven that turning left repeatedly is indeed an art form. Your legendary battles on short tracks have given fans countless thrills and rivals plenty of headaches.

From dominating at Stafford Motor Speedway to making history as one of NASCAR's all-time greats, you've shown everyone how it's done with style, grit, and a dash of humor. Here's hoping your birthday celebration moves just as fast—but maybe fewer pit stops this time around!