Let's make this birthday one to remember.

51 years old (Born on July 20, 1973)

Happy Birthday, Mike Sweeney! Five-time All-Star, 215 home runs and a .297 batting average—clearly your bat had more hits than the Beatles. With stats like yours, candles on your cake might be easier to count than all those clutch RBIs.

From Kansas City heroics to memorable swings across sixteen seasons in MLB—you've always knocked it out of the park both literally and figuratively. Here's hoping this birthday is as legendary as that sweet swing of yours; just don't pull anything blowing out those candles!

Cheers to another year filled with laughter, joy—and fewer curveballs off-field!