Let's make this birthday one to remember.

47 years old (Born on October 18, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Mike Tindall! From your legendary tackles and fearless runs as Gloucester Rugby's unstoppable outside centre, you've always shown us how to handle life's scrums with style. Whether it was lifting the World Cup trophy in 2003 or charming everyone on reality TV shows recently—your versatility is unmatched!

Here's hoping this year brings you fewer bruises than rugby matches did (though we know you'd miss them). May your celebrations be grander than a Twickenham victory lap and filled with laughter louder than stadium cheers. Keep tackling life head-on; you're truly one of England’s finest both on-field and off!