Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on November 23, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Mike Tolbert! You're the unstoppable bowling ball who bulldozed defenders since your NFL debut with the Chargers in 2008. Whether rumbling into the end zone or flattening linebackers, you made every yard count—and gave us plenty of laughs watching opponents bounce off you like pinballs.

From San Diego to Carolina and Buffalo, your bruising style earned respect (and probably a few ice packs). Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as those touchdown dances—timeless classics that still make highlight reels today. Keep charging forward, Mike; may this year bring fewer tackles and more cake slices!