Let's make this birthday one to remember.

67 years old (Born on December 20, 1957)

Happy Birthday, Mike Watt! From your groundbreaking days with The Minutemen to the fiery jams of Firehose and your epic solo adventures, you've always kept us guessing—and grooving. Your bass lines are tighter than skinny jeans in a mosh pit, and your energy on stage could power an entire city (or at least a small taco truck).

Here's wishing you another year filled with legendary gigs, unforgettable riffs, and plenty of "Double Nickels" moments. May your amps stay loud, your strings never snap mid-show, and may you continue inspiring generations—because let's face it: you're still jamming econo better than anyone else out there!