Let's make this birthday one to remember.

79 years old (Born on May 18, 1946)

Hey Mikey, rumor has it you're still the best at staying off the grid—even if not permanently! You proved you've got serious hide-and-seek talent; there aren't many who can boast an 11-year winning streak against authorities. Your stealth skills are legendary!

On your birthday, here's hoping time passes quickly—but quietly—for you in the slammer. Maybe next year we'll toast to freedom instead of that "extended business trip." Keep laughing and keep counting the days—you'll have a bunch more funny stories up your sleeve when you're back out celebrating on safer ground. Happy Birthday, Mikey Coppola!