Let's make this birthday one to remember.

62 years old (Born on August 12, 1962)

Happy Birthday, Miss Cleo! May your special day be filled with laughter, joy, and visions clearer than those late-night psychic commercials we all secretly watched. Your iconic voice and unforgettable catchphrases made the Psychic Friends Network a cultural phenomenon—who else could convince millions to "Call me now!" with such charm?

Though executives faced lawsuits for false advertising, you gracefully sidestepped trouble like only a true psychic could foresee. Here's hoping this year brings you happiness brighter than your crystal ball's glow—and may your future predictions always remain lawsuit-free! Cheers to another timeless year of good vibes and humor!