Let's make this birthday one to remember.

94 years old (Born on October 14, 1930)

Happy Birthday, Mobutu Sese Seko! Who could forget your iconic leopard-skin hat and unmatched penchant for stylish extravagance? Your trendsetting choice in fashion left dictators everywhere scrambling to up their wardrobe game!

Let's also salute your awe-inspiring rhetorical skills: inventing a nation-wide personality cult while still making sunglasses indoors look effortlessly cool. Truly unparalleled! Here's hoping that wherever you are now, there's an abundance of warm sunshine and an endless supply of striking headwear—after all, no one flaunts authoritarian chic quite like the original master himself. Keep setting trends beyond borders—and birthdays—forever memorable!