Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on August 22, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Mohamed Sanu! With hands stickier than grandma's birthday cake frosting, you've been catching anything tossed your way since Rutgers days when you won MVP at the 2009 St. Petersburg Bowl. Since dazzling Bengals fans in your NFL debut in 2012, you've consistently reminded us that age is just a number—but touchdowns are forever.

Now another year wiser and stronger, you keep electrifying the gridiron wherever you go—proving that routes improve with age like fine wine or antique jokes (much like this one). Wishing you endless touchdowns ahead and laughter-filled sidelines; remember: even receivers slow down for birthday cake!