Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on January 22, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Mohamed "Momo" Sissoko! Nobody dominated midfield battles with quite the tenacity—or terrified opposing attackers—as much as you did during your days at Liverpool and Juventus. Watching opponents quickly rethink their life decisions when they saw your aggressive tackling was truly priceless.

From that unforgettable FA Cup triumph in 2006 to securing victory alongside legends like Gerrard and Del Piero, you've shown us football isn't just about grace—sometimes it's unapologetically fierce tackles too! Wishing a player whose defensive moves remain legendary another fantastic year ahead: may life's troublemakers flee faster than wingers who spotted Momo coming their way.