Let's make this birthday one to remember.

45 years old (Born on March 08, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Mohammadou Idrissou! You're the striker who made scoring goals look easier than pronouncing your name correctly. With 30 fantastic strikes in just 61 appearances for Kaiserslautern between 2012 and 2014, you left defenders dizzy and fans cheering wildly—rumor has it some goalkeepers still wake up at night screaming "Idrissou!"

From Germany to Israel with Maccabi Haifa, you've always brought passion and flair onto the pitch. And let's not forget your impressive run since joining Cameroon's national team back in 2003; two decades later you're still remembered fondly by teammates—and feared by opponents' nets everywhere. Keep kicking strong!