Let's make this birthday one to remember.

92 years old (Born on December 09, 1932)

Happy birthday to the legendary Morton Downey Jr.! You're the only person who could turn a simple talk show into an epic battle royale. Your confrontational style forever changed late-night TV—and we all secretly loved how you kept guests on their toes (and occasionally ducking for cover!). The passion, intensity, and particularly sharp wit you brought still echoes in studio walls.

We're celebrating today by throwing chairs—just kidding! But seriously, your legacy endures, making today's hosts wish they had half of your fiery command. May this next trip around the sun involve fewer shouting matches—but where’s fun in that?