70 years old (Born on March 23, 1955)
Happy Birthday to the legendary Moses Malone! You didn't just skip college—you dunked straight into NBA greatness, becoming a three-time MVP and dominating courts with unmatched skill. Who needs freshman orientation when you can school seasoned pros instead?Your relentless rebounding earned championships and Hall of Fame honors, proving that skipping class occasionally pays off big time. Today we celebrate your legacy—one filled with epic moments like leading Philly's "Fo', Fo', Fo'" playoff run in '83. Here's hoping heaven has sturdy backboards because you're probably still grabbing rebounds up there!
Cheers to you, Moses—the original high-school-to-NBA superstar!