Let's make this birthday one to remember.

76 years old (Born on March 28, 1949)

Happy birthday to Moses Pendleton, the man whose dance creations defy gravity more convincingly than most superheroes! From co-founding Pilobolus to rocking stages with MOMIX, your mastery in blending gymnastics, mime artistry and acrobatic antics makes us suspect you secretly choreograph for circus elves or moonwalkers in your spare time. Your recent productions have continued to mesmerize audiences worldwide—proof that birthdays actually improve flexibility rather than lessen it.

Whether sculpting bodies into human kaleidoscopes or crafting dreamlike illusions on stage, you've spent decades turning movement into poetry and laughter. May this year keep you dancing boldly—and causing jaws everywhere to helplessly drop!