Let's make this birthday one to remember.

94 years old (Born on November 15, 1931)

Happy Birthday, Mwai Kibaki! You might be another year older, but your famously dry humor and epic procrastination on presidential speeches are truly timeless. Your legendary announcement "Hakuna haja!" still echoes joyfully in our memories—no public function was ever quite complete without that classic deadpan delivery.

Despite debates about your hiring preferences ("equal opportunity" must have meant making sure everyone equally admired Kikuyu cooking), you brought real economic stability to Kenya. Under your presidency roads improved remarkably—we even named a superhighway after you! Thanks for steering us forward with strength and subtle charm; keep being proudly unhurried by age!