Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on September 28, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Mychal Kendricks! From soaring onto the field as a rookie linebacker with the Eagles in 2012 to conquering opponents like they owed you rent money, you've tackled your NFL career head-on. Some say linebackers just cover ground—you made running backs second guess if football was even their sport.

Through Super Bowl battles and countless epic takedowns that left quarterbacks reconsidering life choices, you're still rocking strong. May your celebration be filled with fewer blitzes from teammates armed with cake frosting—and way more sacks of presents instead! Here's another year dominating both sidelines and punchlines: Happy birthday legend!