Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on March 27, 1989)

Happy Birthday, Nana Attakora! From your early days defending Toronto FC's honor back in 2007, to shaking things up with the San Jose Earthquakes and DC United, you've always known how to keep attackers guessing. Your moves on the pitch were smoother than maple syrup on pancakes—truly Canadian excellence!

Here's hoping your birthday is as legendary as your tackles and as memorable as those epic MLS moments. May you continue to defend against aging gracefully, keeping life's challenges offside for many more years ahead. Cheers to you, Nana—still kicking strong and forever a fan favorite!