Let's make this birthday one to remember.

53 years old (Born on December 13, 1971)

Happy Birthday, Naomi! From your days as Belfast's Lord Mayor to representing Belfast East in the House of Commons, you've always been a political powerhouse. Your ability to navigate stormy debates with wit and wisdom is legendary—rumour has it even Westminster misses your sharp comebacks!

Here's hoping this year brings you as much success (and fewer late-night council meetings). May your birthday cake be coalition-free, your celebrations cross-party approved, and may all future elections be landslide victories—or at least less stressful than Brexit negotiations. Cheers to another fantastic year ahead; Northern Ireland politics wouldn't be half as lively without you!