32 years old (Born on November 22, 1992)
Happy Birthday, Natalie Achonwa! From dominating the court at Notre Dame and leading the Fighting Irish to three National Championship appearances in just four years, you've always been a champion. Seriously—your opponents probably still have nightmares about your unstoppable moves!And let's not forget you represented Canada proudly at the 2012 Olympics. Clearly, you're aging like fine maple syrup: sweetening with time and forever iconic! May this birthday bring you as much joy as you've brought fans worldwide—and may your celebrations be Olympic-level epic (but maybe without all that intense training). Cheers to another year of greatness!