Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on December 31, 1986)

Happy Birthday to Nate Freiman—the tallest first baseman ever to tower over MLB diamonds! At 6-foot-8, your impressive stance at bat made every pitcher tremble and left basemen feeling vertically challenged. From your monumental hits with the Oakland Athletics to proudly representing Team Israel, you've proven that baseball talent flourishes best at unusual altitudes.

May your birthday be as big and bold as your baseball career itself! Here's hoping this year brings you moments even grander than towering home runs or clutch hits—perhaps adding 'expert lightbulb changer' or 'official shelf inspector' to your iconic list of tall-guy duties.