Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on March 09, 1969)

Happy Birthday, Neil Strauss! May your day be filled with more charm than a pickup artist convention and fewer awkward silences than a first date. Your groundbreaking book "The Game" taught countless readers the art of confidence—though we're still waiting for that secret chapter on how to gracefully exit conversations about astrology.

From exploring fame's wild side in "Everyone Loves You When You're Dead," to setting clear guidelines in "Rules of the Game," you've navigated life's complexities with wit and wisdom. Here's hoping this year brings you even greater adventures—and perhaps another bestseller teaching us all how to survive family reunions without losing our sanity. Cheers!