Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on July 07, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Neil the Necromancer! May your cake candles spontaneously ignite without matches and may you foresee every surprise party coming your way. Your psychic prowess has amazed us all—though we suspect you've already predicted we'd say that.

From mesmerizing audiences with mind-bending clairvoyance to raising spirits (both figuratively and literally), your recent performances have been nothing short of magical brilliance. Here's hoping this year brings even more astonishing feats—and fewer skeptical hecklers!

Keep enchanting us, Neil; after all, birthdays are just another chance for a necromancer like yourself to prove age is merely an illusion. Cheers!