Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on July 30, 1966)

Happy Birthday, Neil Woods! From Doncaster Rovers to Rangers and Ipswich Town to Grimsby Town—you've kicked more goals than most of us have had hot dinners. Your legendary strikes still echo in stadiums (and pubs) across the land!

Though your boots hung up back in 2000, fans haven't forgotten those thrilling moments when defenders trembled at your approach. May today bring you as much joy as scoring a last-minute winner—without any yellow cards for excessive celebration! Here's hoping this year is filled with laughter, good health, and plenty of reminders that you're forever our favorite goal-scoring hero.