Let's make this birthday one to remember.

44 years old (Born on July 01, 1980)

Happy Birthday, Nelson Cruz! You're not just aging gracefully—you're swinging for the fences with style. Who could forget your legendary 2011 ALCS performance? Thirteen RBIs in one postseason series isn't just impressive; it's practically superhero-level stuff. Rumor has it baseballs still tremble at the mention of your name.

Here's to another year of crushing home runs and defying Father Time. May your swing stay mighty, your bat remain unstoppable, and may pitchers everywhere continue having nightmares about facing you. Keep knocking them out of the park—you've clearly found baseball's fountain of youth (and power). Happy birthday, slugger!