Let's make this birthday one to remember.

68 years old (Born on October 11, 1956)

Happy Birthday, Nicanor Duarte Frutos! Another year older and wiser—though we're pretty sure you've already maxed out on political wisdom after steering Paraguay through five memorable years from 2003 to 2008. Your presidency was marked by steady leadership, economic growth, and a knack for navigating tricky politics with style.

Even today, your legacy continues to inspire many in Paraguay's political landscape. May this birthday bring you as much joy as the day you first took office—and hopefully fewer headaches than dealing with parliamentary debates! Here's wishing you laughter, good health, and plenty of cake (without any opposition). Cheers!