Let's make this birthday one to remember.

27 years old (Born on September 15, 1997)

Happy Birthday, Nicholas Locash! From your unforgettable role in the 2004 film "El Padrino," you've proven that even as a kid actor, you could handle drama better than most adults handle their morning coffee. Your performance was so convincing, we're still checking under our beds for tiny mobsters!

Here's to another year of success and laughter—may your birthday be filled with more joy than an Oscar acceptance speech gone hilariously off-script. Keep shining bright; Hollywood might have grown up around you, but you'll always remain timelessly awesome. Cheers to many more years of memorable moments and comedic brilliance!