Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on March 04, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Nick Castellanos! May your day be filled with more hits than a jukebox and fewer strikeouts than my attempts at cooking. Ever since you stepped onto the MLB scene in 2013 with the Detroit Tigers, you've been swinging for greatness—and occasionally making pitchers reconsider their career choices.

From clutch doubles to towering home runs, your bat has provided endless entertainment (and headaches for opposing teams). Here's hoping this year brings even bigger highlights—because let's face it: watching you crush baseballs never gets old. Keep knocking them out of the park; age is just another pitch you'll hit effortlessly!