Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on January 31, 1962)

Happy Birthday, Nick DiPaolo! Another year older and still tough enough to handle any crowd—even Colin Quinn's. Your razor-sharp wit on "Tough Crowd" remains legendary; nobody delivers punchlines quite like you do.

From your hilarious stand-up specials to your fearless podcast rants, you've kept us laughing through the years. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer hecklers and more applause—though we know you'd roast them either way!

Keep being unapologetically funny, Nick. May this year bring even greater success—and maybe a few less arguments (but who are we kidding?). Cheers to another timelessly sarcastic trip around the sun!