Let's make this birthday one to remember.

75 years old (Born on May 20, 1949)

Happy Birthday, Nick Rahall! You've been paving the way (quite literally!) since 1977. With your tireless dedication on the Committee on Transportation and Infrastructure, you've built bridges—both politically and quite possibly actual ones—all across West Virginia. Rumor has it that potholes tremble at just hearing your name!

Here's to another year of smooth roads ahead; may you continue steering clear of political gridlock while navigating life's highways with humor and grace. Keep rolling strong—you've certainly earned a lifetime pass in America's infrastructure hall-of-fame.

Wishing you laughter-filled celebrations today—and remember: age is merely mileage well-traveled!