Let's make this birthday one to remember.

73 years old (Born on October 31, 1951)

Happy Birthday, Coach Nick Saban! Another year older, another championship closer. You've collected trophies like most people collect socks—consistently and without mercy. Your relentless pursuit of excellence has made Alabama football a dynasty, leaving opponents scratching their heads and fans cheering wildly.

From your legendary sideline intensity to your unmatched recruiting skills, you've given us countless unforgettable moments. Whether it's hoisting yet another national championship trophy or calmly explaining (with fiery passion) why perfection is the only acceptable standard, you never disappoint.

Here's to more victories, fewer headset tosses (though we secretly love those), and many more birthdays ahead! Roll Tide!