Let's make this birthday one to remember.

74 years old (Born on September 20, 1950)

Happy birthday, Nick Toczek! You’ve brilliantly taught generations of readers what it takes to survive—never stare at a grizzly bear and definitely never argue with someone who can rhyme "queen" so ingeniously. Your relentless wit in masterpieces like *God Shave the Queen* made us chuckle while scratching our heads wondering if royalty ever considered shaving cream.

From crafting delightful chaos through poetry collections to sparking imaginations by founding The Little Word Machine (a literary journal unmatched for inventive words per square inch), you've built an enduring legacy that's both humorous and wise. Here's hoping your day rhymes perfectly—and nobody dares shave that poetic spark from you today!