Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on March 27, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Nicolas N'Koulou! You're the defender who tackles birthdays as smoothly as you tackle strikers. Ever since joining Marseille in 2011, you've been guarding goals like they're birthday cakes—no one gets past without your permission!

From proudly representing Cameroon since 2008 to becoming a defensive rock for club and country, your career has been filled with memorable moments. May this year bring even more success, fewer yellow cards, and plenty of clean sheets (both on the pitch and at home). Keep defending greatness—and remember: age is just a number...but yours looks fantastic on that jersey!